StrangeLove Skateboards
Alien Amour / 8.5 Deck (Metallic Gold)
Regular price
$90.00
- Artwork by Todd Bratrud
- Manufactured at PS Stix
- Hand-Screened at Screaming Squeegees (Metallic Gold Edition of 20)
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Caveat: Be aware that blemishes and imperfections are an expected and accepted part of the screen-printing process. Each board is screened by hand, one at a time, layer upon layer, making each print unique unto its own—just like snowflakes! That said, sorry, but we will not consent to any returns unless the graphic is determined to be unacceptable at our discretion. Please take this into consideration prior to ordering any screen-printed boards.
- Dimensions: 8.5 x 33.0
- Specs: Nose: 7.125 / Tail: 6.875 / WB: 14.5
- Note: All sales are final. Can't say that any simpler. Unless the product is defective in the wood manufacturing sense, we will not accept any returns—in other words, you bot it, you bought it.
- Product Description: Parlez-vous Français? Honestly, it doesn't matter. I mean, good for you if you do—bon travail, connard—but the query was merely a rhetorical ice breaker. Or, in other words, a cheap way for me to segue into abusing the only words I know in the language: "C'est la vie," which I believe is French for "Go fuck yourself," and then of course the worldwide favorite of "merde," aka "shit." All that said, I should now probably say, "Pardon my French," because all I am doing is indulging in profanity for no good reason whatsoever. But hey, guess what: c'est la vie! Anyway, if you habitually stayed up late at night on the weekends to catch Night Flight then consider yourself one of us and that no further explanation is necessary. —Cliver
- Warning: Since the dawn of mankind, top stain veneers come in a variety of colors and the one shown here is for display purposes only. In other words, we cannot guarantee a specific color so please be pleasantly surprised with the one you receive and not get all bent and butt-hurt about it.
